It's not just television, you know. Des and Mick FM is your hotter music mix, playing everything from Abba to Simply Red, then back to Abba again.

SATURDAY

6.00am Saturday Breakfast with Dickie the Vicar

9.00 Farmer Files's Saturday Show Ooooh arrrrrr!!! A country-fied start to the weekend. Listen in and see if you can make out what Files is saying.Subtitled

12.00 Pick of the Nose with Des Wednesday Classic charts from bygone years.

2.00pm Saturday Sport with Mike the Manic Mechanic including radio's first Spot the Ball competition

6.00 Clive Kippers' Disco City Get out those flares and platforms and get groovin' with some 70s disco classics!

9.00 Wayne Coach plays hardcore drum 'n' house trip garage rap.

12.00-6.00am The Computer At least we're honest.


SUNDAY

6.00am Thank God It's Sunday Dickie the Vicar with the religious slot.

8.00 Mick Woolley Leads You Up the Garden Path with his greenfingered phone-in.

9.00 Farmer Files's Sunday Love Songs Romantic music with the most inappropriate presenter possible. Subtitled

12.00 Mick Woolley's Request Show Select the songs you want to hear, as long as they're on our playlist.

2.00pm Best of the Week All the week's highlights.

2.01 Mike the Manic Mechanic Local mechanic Mike presents a relaxing music mix, and brings you news of all the bargains you can pick up at his garage.

4.00 The Tolworth Top 40 Dickie the Vicar counts down the platters that matter (assuming Des has been down the record shop to buy them all).

7.00 Dave Presley Wall-to-wall Elvis hits.

10.00 Mrs Greasy's Problem Line A problem shared with Mrs G is a problem doubled.

12.00-6.00am The Computer


MONDAY-FRIDAY

6.00am Mick Woolley's Breakfast Show Wild and wacky entertainment, including such zany items as the Chemists Rota and Gardeners' Diary.

10.00 Mrs Greasy Top tunes and consumer action, plus the bargain line, phone-ins with the gas board, and cookery tips.

1.00pm Wayne Coach in the Afternoon featuring a cast of crazy comedy characters including Mr Sad and Stan the Manager, plus chatty bits with the posse.

4.00 Des Wednesday's Drive-in including the innovative Mystery Voice competition, and news of all the traffic hold-ups down Des's road.

7.00 Dave Presley Breaking new bands, and breaking their records if they're not very good.

10.00 Clive Kippers' Chat Line See if you can get a word in edgeways.

12.00-6.00am The Computer


PLAYLIST

Des and Mick FM is the only station that plays the hits the others just won't touch.

Abba Dancing Queen

Robbie Williams Angels

Wet Wet Wet Love Is All Around

Bryan Adams (Everything I Do) I Do It For You

Simply Red Stars

Bette Midler Wind Beneath My Wings

Mr Blobby Mr Blobby

Rolf Harris Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport

The Wurzels Brand New Combine Harvester

Bing Crosby White Christmas

Records are rotated on the turntable, and played in the above order, once an hour 24 hours a day.


Copyright © Robert Williams 2000